Urgent Letter to Santa Claus
My dear Santa!
I’m writing to you from my cozy little nest
Well in advance
Quickly and urgently
Concisely
I would like to wish for
Just one toy
The F-35 fighter jet
From Lockheed Martin
Now it’s on sale
For under eighty million dollars
I’m already looking forward to it
I firmly believe
Christmas Eve will be one big surprise
I’ve already decorated the Christmas tree
With respect
I kiss your cheek
Your faithful little boy